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Friday, 18 September 2015

(*the stage is dark as the curtains draw back*
*as the lights come on two figures can be seen*
*one is a tall, muscled man with brown hair, a big nose and buckteeth*
*beside him is a tall blond man who's looks somewhat rotten and gormless*
*a guitar starts playing quietly*
Cannibal: Zombies are better than people!
Ger, don't you think that's true?
Yeah people will beat you, behead you, mistreat you. Everyone of them's bad, except you.
Aww thanks.
But people taste better than zombies,
Ger don't you think I'm right?
That's once again true, so I eat them with you.
Okay then, let's call it a night.
Don't let the vampires, bite.
*the brown haired man takes a bow before walking off stage, the blond haired one shuffling off behind him*) ~Silente Tempest

Saturday, 21 March 2015

I am marching ceaselessly towards an end goal that I know not, to a beat that I cannot hear.

-Sir Reingington

Tuesday, 24 February 2015

"I suppose that this is the point at which I greet an apparently empty Blogland, only to be mortified as others pop up like metaphorical garden gnomes." 

"Ah, or better yet, my own genre savvy-nature proves to be my own tragical undoing, the unending tale of smug intellectualism faltering in the ugly face of reality."

"Perhaps I never made sense in the first place. Of course, "making" sense implies that there is a sense market, consequentially one can only hope that it was not lead to as many casualties as the incense market before it."

~Sir Reingington

Saturday, 17 January 2015

"It's just like hanging out here, except we dance like Skulduggery and China, dress like Kate Middleton and talk like Sir Reingington :P"

Eve the ROCK, referring to the first Blogland Requiem Ball.